New Cracker Barrel Menu Item?

I got this in an e-mail, I thought it might be something that Cracker Barrel may want to place on the menu.
Bacon Cheese Turtle burger


Just in time for this the BBQ season.

Mmmmmmm bacon...............this is a heart attack waiting to happen.

Handmade ground beef patties, topped with sharp cheddar cheese,

wrapped in a bacon weave.then the next step, add hotdogs as the heads, legs and tail. Next step?

Place on an oven rack, covered loosely with foil and baked for 20-30 minutes at

400 degrees. A little crispy, not too crunchy...just how a turtle

should be, no?

Can you imagine this .. omg